I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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