So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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