I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
operation have a gay friend backfired
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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