"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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