I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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