I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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