He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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