question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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