I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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