Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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