I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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