So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
