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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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