he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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