I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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