dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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