Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They took my balls.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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