I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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