Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Alive.
So much puke
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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