But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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