Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
