You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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