is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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