i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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