I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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