You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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