He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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