..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Let's paint friendship bongs
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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