This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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