Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
