it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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