is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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