Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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