Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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