Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
