she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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