you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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