Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
