yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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