So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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