just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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