but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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