I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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