In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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