Where is the hickey?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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