mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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