I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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