don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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