If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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