his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
send nudes
from the living room?
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