She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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