Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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