on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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